Hi, there. Jen Glantz here. I am so sorry for your recent loss. I’m here to help you write a eulogy during this difficult time. Welcome to a guide on funny eulogy templates.
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Understanding Humor in Eulogies
Before diving into templates, remember:
- Use humor to celebrate, never to mock
- Keep jokes tasteful and appropriate
- Balance funny moments with sincere reflection
- Ensure humor reflects the deceased’s personality
- Consider your audience’s sensibilities
- When in doubt, err on the side of respect
General Fill-in-the-Blank Humorous Eulogy Template
“Good [morning/afternoon/evening]. For those who don’t know me, I’m [Name], and [Name of deceased] was my [relationship]. [He/She] would have loved seeing everyone here today, though [he/she] probably would have said [characteristic funny comment].
[Name] was known for [choose 2-3: funny habit/quirky interest/memorable trait]. Anyone who knew [him/her] can tell you about [choose 2-3: humorous incidents/famous sayings/running jokes].
[His/Her] unique approach to life included [funny philosophy or habit]. The family will never forget when [humorous family story that shows personality].
Even in difficult times, [he/she] kept [his/her] sense of humor. [He/She] once said [funny quote about life/death/family] which perfectly captured [his/her] spirit.
[Name] taught us that [life lesson], usually while [characteristic funny behavior]. [His/Her] legacy includes [choose 2-3: funny traditions/sayings/habits] that we’ll carry forward.
I know [he/she] would want us to remember [him/her] with laughter, so let me share a few stories that capture who [he/she] really was…”
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Five Funny Eulogy Examples
Template 1: The Life of the Party
“We’re here to celebrate Uncle Bob, who insisted that his funeral include an open bar because, in his words, ‘If people are going to cry over me, they might as well have a good excuse.’
Bob approached life like he approached his famous backyard barbecues – with plenty of spice, a dash of chaos, and an absolute certainty that more sauce would fix anything. His cooking philosophy matched his life philosophy: if something’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.
Nobody could tell a story like Bob, mainly because nobody else would dare to exaggerate quite that much. He swore that fish grew bigger every time he lost one, and somehow every minor inconvenience in his life involved either an angry squirrel or a conspiracy of parking meters.
He left us with many pearls of wisdom, including ‘Never trust a skinny chef’ and ‘If you’re going to be wrong, be wrong with confidence.’ He lived by these principles, especially the second one.
I know he’d want us all to remember the laughter he brought to our lives, like the time he showed up to my sister’s formal wedding in a tuxedo t-shirt because, as he explained, ‘I’m classy, but I’m also here to party.’
Bob’s final request was that we not cry too much over him because, as he said, ‘Tears make the beer taste funny.’ So let’s raise our glasses to a man who never met a joke he couldn’t improve or a story he couldn’t embellish.”
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Template 2: The Lovable Troublemaker
“Sarah would have loved this gathering, though she’d definitely be critiquing the flower arrangements and rearranging the chairs ‘to improve the feng shui.’
Known for her unique approach to life, Sarah believed that rules were more like suggestions and that speed limits were personally offensive. Her famous excuse to police officers – ‘I’m just trying to get to heaven a little faster’ – rarely worked, but always got a laugh.
She approached every challenge with her signature mix of determination and humor. When faced with difficulties, she’d say, ‘Well, this will make a great story later,’ and somehow, it always did.
Her cleaning method involved moving everything from one room to another until the mess got dizzy and gave up. Her cooking style could be described as ‘creative interpretation of recipes,’ leading to her famous declaration that smoke alarms were just kitchen timers.
Sarah’s fashion sense deserves special mention. She firmly believed that leopard print was a neutral and that no outfit was complete without at least three clashing patterns. As she often said, ‘Life’s too short for matching socks.’
We’ll miss her unique outlook on life, her ability to find humor in any situation, and her firm belief that dessert was a food group.”
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Template 3: The Master of Dad Jokes
“Dad would have loved knowing that his funeral started exactly on time because, as he always said, ‘Being late is a grave matter.’
His humor was legendary, though not always for the right reasons. He collected dad jokes like some people collect stamps, and he used them just as frequently. His favorite response to any complaint was ‘Hi Hungry, I’m Dad’ – even when hunger wasn’t remotely related to the conversation.
He approached parenting with a unique strategy: embarrass your kids enough, and they’ll develop a sense of humor in self-defense. It worked. All of us can now groan at puns professionally.
His favorite hobby was finding new ways to use old jokes. He once spent an entire summer responding to every question with ‘That’s what she said,’ including, memorably, during a parent-teacher conference.
Even in his final days, he kept his sense of humor. When the doctor asked if he needed anything, he replied, ‘A different fortune cookie, this one’s predictions are terrible.’
He left us with important life lessons, like ‘Never miss a chance to make a bad pun’ and ‘The best time to tell a dad joke is when everyone’s already groaning.'”
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Template 4: The Cheerful Perfectionist
“Martha would have had several suggestions about how to improve this funeral. First, she’d rearrange the flowers, then she’d correct my posture, and finally, she’d remind everyone that ‘proper hydration is key to effective grieving.’
Her dedication to perfection was matched only by her ability to laugh at herself. She color-coded her closet but could never find her glasses, which were usually on top of her head. She alphabetized her spice rack but consistently referred to oregano as ‘the green stuff.’
Famous for her party planning, she approached every gathering like a military operation. Her holiday checklist included subcategories for subcategories, yet somehow she always forgot to buy ice – every single time.
She believed in being prepared for everything, which explains why her purse contained enough supplies to survive a zombie apocalypse, but never the car keys she was looking for.
Even her final arrangements came with a detailed spreadsheet and a note saying, ‘If anyone wears Crocs to my funeral, I’m coming back to haunt you.'”
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Template 5: The Eternal Optimist
“John viewed life through rose-colored glasses – literally. He owned 12 pairs of pink sunglasses because, as he explained, ‘You never know when you’ll need a backup for your backup’s backup.’
His positive outlook was unshakeable. When he broke his leg, he celebrated having a ‘new platform for sock fashion.’ When he got lost, he called it ‘scenic route appreciation time.’ Even traffic jams were ‘opportunities for car karaoke practice.’
He approached problems with his signature optimism and questionable logic. Once, when his car wouldn’t start, he decided it was actually just ‘taking a mental health day’ and took public transport with a smile.
His favorite response to any crisis was ‘At least we’re not being chased by bears!’ – a phrase that became our family motto, despite living in an area where bears haven’t been seen for centuries.
Even when facing illness, he kept his humor. He named his IV pole ‘Life Support Larry’ and convinced the nurses to give it a name tag.”
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Writing Tips
Finding the Right Tone
- Use gentle humor that celebrates
- Include funny but treasured memories
- Keep jokes loving and inclusive
- Balance humor with sincere moments
- Avoid controversial topics
- Stay appropriate for all ages
Structuring Your Humorous Eulogy
- Start with a light touch
- Mix funny stories with fond memories
- Include characteristic sayings
- Share beloved quirks
- End with warmth and respect
Delivery Tips
- Time your humor carefully
- Read the room
- Take pauses after funny moments
- Be prepared for both laughter and tears
- Have tissues handy
- Practice the timing of jokes
Final Thoughts
Remember that a humorous eulogy should celebrate a life well-lived while bringing comfort through shared laughter. The goal is to honor your loved one’s spirit while helping others remember them with joy.
Keep these points in mind:
- Use humor that reflects their personality
- Keep jokes appropriate and kind
- Balance funny moments with sincere ones
- Include stories others can relate to
- End on a note of loving respect
Most importantly, let your genuine appreciation for their humor and joy shine through as you help others remember them with smiles as well as tears.
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